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Napalm 3 - A2

gabber

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Wirklich wahr: die Flugstrecke zwischen Omega, Namibia (OMG) und Lovelock, Nevada (LOL) beträgt exakt 15539km.

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...with a new world in our hearts.

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David Cameron gibt den britischen Guido Westerwelle:

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ägypten | london
| unruhen | revolte | aufstand | revolution
| david cameron

Nach der Entführung und dem Verstreichenlassen des Ultimatums seitens McDonald's hat die Food Liberation Army nun ihre Drohung wahrgemacht:

(und daniel hats mal wieder vor mir entdeckt... grummelgrummel)

Es gibt Filmtitel, die sprechen einfach für sich:

Warum müssen es ausgerechnet diese doofen Kriegsspiele sein, die sooooooooooooo fette Grafik haben?

“Crytek has been alerted that an early incomplete, unfinished build of Crysis 2 has appeared onTorrent sites. Crytek and EA are deeply disappointed by the news. We encourage fans to support the game and the development team by waiting and purchasing the final, polished game on March 22. Crysis 2 is still in development and promises to be the ultimate action blockbuster as the series’ signature Nanosuit lets you be the weapon as you defend NYC from an alien invasion. Piracy continues to damage the PC packaged goods market and the PC development community.”

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Kommt aus sotonas Tumblr, wo jede Menge düstere und teils ziemlich verstörende Fotografien voller Eros und Thanatos zu sehen sind (absolut NSFW!).

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Das folgende Gedicht wird überall im Internet fälschlicherweise Bernard Shaw zugeschrieben. Von dem ist es aber laut Wikipedia überhaupt nicht.

"If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
erzähl mir mehr...

Waaaahahahahaha das Leben könnte so schön sein! Leider isses ein Fake, das Original gibt es hier zu sehen.

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Das ist neu. Ein Pornospambot, der hier reinkommt und mich daher beleidigt:

The subsequent time I learn a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have one thing interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you may repair in case you werent too busy looking for attention.

Du bist mir ja ein echtes Arschloch, Junge...

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